⚠️ADMIN ABUSE: Patch Notes for Planet Earth🌍🐒🔥👼
🎶 Meet your new moderator...he’s got a HALO, a PITCHFORK, and absolutely NO CHILL.
This ain't your average monkey business 🐒 — it’s a full-blown cosmic Halloween costume party where the Admin is YOU (and also maybe not YOU at all...HEEHEEHAHA!!!).
⚖️ White for the light ☀️, Red for the rage 💢, and Wings for the wish YOU keep outsourcing to higher powers that never made a damn thing in the first place.
This exclusive tee features the first-ever mascot of the "ADMIN ABUSE" musical project by WE!!! 💽👹👼
Perfect for patch day, meltdown moments, midnight awakenings, or when you just wanna look FLY while acknowledging that the “divine plan” might just be a co-op feature YOU keep skipping in solo mode. 🎮😬
Warning: May cause sudden realization that YOU wrote the rules and then blamed the sock puppet. 🧦🎭
🖤 Black background.
🔥 Dual-sided robe of delusion and destiny.
🚫 No refunds from the Admin.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Gemini Twins! (DJ Sofie and THE Wonko The Sane)
- Email: dj-sofie-and-the-wonko-the-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
⚠️ADMIN ABUSE: Patch Notes for Planet Earth🌍🐒🔥👼 Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|