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STRAIGHT-ISH: The Official Uniform of Confused Men Who Ain’t Foolin’ Anybody

€21.68

🌈👕 Let’s hear it for the fellas who “swear they’re straight” but can’t stop texting her at 3AM. 💅
This shirt is for the brave (or at least horny) men who boldly blur the lines between what they say they are and who they actually adore.

Featuring a proudly queer design with a wink and a strut, STRAIGHT-ISH is the ultimate tribute to all those straight-identifying kings who love their women a little extra—extra stunning, extra fierce, and extra trans.

👑 Because love is love.
💋 Desire is fluid.
🔥 And masculinity? We just made it fabulous.

Warning: May cause spontaneous questioning, accidental enlightenment, and unavoidable arousal.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

STRAIGHT-ISH: The Official Uniform of Confused Men Who Ain’t Foolin’ Anybody Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take the dimensions of an item you own and use it as a benchmark against the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

Set the starting point of the tape measure at the base of the collar on the top edge of the item (at the high point shoulder). Extend the tape to the bottom edge of the garment.

B Width

Position the tape measure's starting point at the seam beneath the sleeve and extend it across the item to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the top of the shoulder seam, continue along the arm to the end of the sleeve.